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I am a flower and have prickles I wonder if I'm strong I hear the wind I see the rain I want to let go of all my pain I am a flower and I have prickles I pretend to be dangerous I feel the wet soil I touch the earths core I worry Read More...
My Neighbor's a Vampire
My neighbor's a vampire whom I do not fear He never can bite me and only can leer. For though he dislikes me, this much I admit, I've hidden his teeth so I'll never be bit! Read More...
A Fish I Wish
Oh how I wish I was a fish to swim in the deep blue sea. I would swim up and down and all around in laps of two or three. There would be no rules to follow,all fun down here. On land rules are trouble,a real pain in the rear. Humans are not wante Read More...
LIFE IN A FISH BOWL
I'm living in a fish bowl, and I think I'm growing gills. I'm getting all misshapen, and I still can't pay my bill. Like a germ under a microscope, they watch me every day. They want to know what I'll do next, and what I have to say. I'm Read More...
Fashion Emergency
How on earth has this happened? Oh, how will I fare? It's the day of the party, And I have NOTHING to wear! What shall I do? I will go to the mall. But there are so many choices, Like Rome I will fall. Now here is a store, A perfect Read More...
The Night After Christmas
THE NIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS by Arnold Krueger 'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the area Not a creature was stirring, not even the terrier. The toys were all scattered in great disarray Right where the kids left them, never put Read More...
Over Medicated
Sitting on the edge of the bed, feet swinging back and forth, I'm able to kick the medical table. Back of the door an eye chart, cover one eye as I wait. Paper gown, hope my back end won't show, remember to sit straight. I hear him fumbli Read More...
My Dog is Now a Cow
I suspect it is as hard as can be To find a dog without any fleas. The Vet gave me a pill, for my dog to take.... When I showed it to him he jumped in the lake... He finally came home about supper time. Well, then I told him he was no friend Read More...
Junior High
In Junior High, you will get high, if, you eat the cafeteria fries. I don't. Do you know why? It's the cafeteria fries. They have these greasy little things, that are like wings, and they move around in your mouth. So if you want to get high, eat the Read More...
The Zoo
Yesterday on my trip to the zoo I saw four purple penguins and an orange kangaroo. Our tour guide was a monkey wearing polka dot pants He showed us around and taught us the baboon dance. I saw llamas snorkeling and bears playing catch but be Read More...
1 2 3 4 5 Next> >>These Funny Poems combine humor, wit and wisdom to make you smile and laugh. Enjoy! rn Funny poems such as limericks evoke laughter, which encompasses rn happiness. They provide a variety of wit to it that rn conventional writing styles would not permit. Comical relief is rn always good and sets one in a good mood. There is an endless rn array of inspirational humorous poems to be put into writing.rn
One of the most common forms of funny rn poetry is the limerick. The rn history of the limerick is rn dubious but best found its start in 14th century rn England as short humorous lyrics rn in pubs. Shakespeare often used them in his works to add a bit rn of wit. They were popularized in the Victorian age as rn nonsensical funny children poetry but also shared other major rn themes, such as: love poems, rn drinking songs, poems of national affair, and satires on public rn figures. rn
Imagery in funny poems will hit the right rn cord. They have a keen awareness of its separate elements and rn being able to give them out in just the right measurements. rn Humorous stories are able to replace the natural arc of stories rn the reader is used to receiving a certain way to have a pleasant rn laugh.rn Feeling down, depressed, or overwhelmed? What better remedy than a good laugh? What is the risk? The only symptoms are a smile on your face and if it is a good laugh a stomach pain and tears from joy. Funny poems, such as rn limericks, are a great therapeutic method of taking off some of the stresses of life. Laughter is a common language that all can identify with; it is a language that spans beyond words. With funny poems as the bait you can use the powerful and pervasive energy of laughter to bring people together. To have funny poems makes life more enjoyable and helps people of all languages speak the same language of laughter. So delve in some great funny poems and have yourself a giggly drink of laughter of some creative and funny poetry rn
