Fluffy Bites Back:
A Poem about a Dog on Crack
By: Twitch and Cotton Swab
I am lost
I am found
At no cost
Will I be bound
Waiting for you
Wait for me
You eat glue
And sleep in a tree
Under a rock
I found you some food
Maybe a sock
And a half dead dude
You barked at me
And made me jump
I almost broke my knee
Oh, that’s gonna leave a bump
I yelled at you
You barked back
I made you eat Sue
And then you launched an attack
While I was eating Easy Mac
I threw a bone
Sue ran home
And she let out a moan
Bye Sue.
Now Sue is gone
We must move away
Before they find the blood on the lawn
You shall have no say
So away we went
And your little bone too
Boy, am I spent
You should’ve left it for Sue
We met this nice guy named Stan
He was pretty neat
He has a really cool fan
But that, you shall defeat
Stan came over one day
He brought his cat
Because he said he wanted to play
Wow, she is fat
You started to chase her
She ran from you
Seriously, stop, sir
Just like that little girl named Sue
You were faster
She slowed down
You definitely were the master
Stan then started
