I suspect it is as hard as can be,
To find a dog without any fleas.
The Vet gave me a pill, for my dog to take,
When I showed it to him, he jumped in the lake.
He finally came home about supper time,
Well, then I told him he was no friend of mine.
I told him the next day, to the vet we would go,
When that time came, I drove real slow.
I drove up close, right next to the door,
I opened the car door, but could see him no more.
He broke his leash, and ran away,
I haven’t seen him for days and days.
I got a call from a neighbor of mine,
For on his rug, my dog had dined.
Boy, oh, boy was I ever mad,
He knew right then I was truly sad.
One hundred dollars was the cost of the rug,
Right then I thought, Why couldn’t I had a pet bug?
I worked real hard both day and night,
To pay for a rug that wasn’t in sight.
Let’s get back to my dog right now,
The good news, I traded him for a big fat cow.
