Who gets the cracker crumbs from the snacker,
The ones the dogs can’t get at?
For there is a bug deep down in the rug,
He’s small and wears a little hat.
He loves his life fine, he eats all the time,
From chips to chocolate ice cream.
From morsels of cake to pieces of steak,
And everything in between.
He eats pieces of toast, which he likes the most,
But he is not at all picky,
He also gets sweets when the kids get treats,
And those can be quite sticky.
He’s gotten a bit fat and can’t wear his hat,
And the house just got a new pup,
They got a little pug who saw the bug in the rug,
And one day licked him up!
